Funny Gag Gift Ideas

I'm having an affair with the food delivery guy. In which he brings me food and leaves and I eat it. It's so hot.

I'll bake love to you, like you want me to, and I'll fold in your egg whites, baby all through the night... Made from soft, extra-sturdy, 100% heavy cotton twill. Extra-long waist ties, handy pockets, easy-adjust neck strap.

1% of the sale of Blue Q Aprons is donated to Hunger Relief Programs throughout the world. 

Details:

• Size: 28" x 31"
• 2 Handy pockets
• Extra-long waist ties
• easy adjustable neck strap
• 100% heavy cotton twill

They teach us kindness when we're kids but I feel like there needs to be a little more follow-up

CONGRATULATIONS! You're the world's okayest mom! Please don't take offense! Face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst; what with their spotless car seats, healthy and organic snacks packed neatly in recyclable containers, and quick-draw first aid kits. Okay Moms are where it's at. Okay Moms are where you want to live: sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and naps that overlap into second naps. 

Okay Moms 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
- New Excuses for Needing a Babysitter
- Places Where Children Aren't Allowed
- Wines That Pair Well with Mac and Cheese

Comes with three different 4" x 5.5" journals banded together.
Journals are pocket-sized with rounded corners, blank pages, and sturdy purple, yellow, and wine (did you expect me to say berry colored?) covers.

A Candle For Night Owls

Night Owls, explore the world around you with A Candle for Night Owls, featuring caffeine and a creative spark. Venture forth with alertness, no sleep required. Illuminate your adventures today!

Midnight Elixir Scented

• Fragrance: Cinnamon Buns, Mt. Dew
• Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
• Burn time: 60 hours
• Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex

Blue Q Men's Socks - Classic Rock

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me either.

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex

Blue Q Stubborn Men's Crew Socks

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex