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It's ten a.m. somewhere.

Mid-morning wines are some of my favorite varietals. I mean, you can't watch Kathie Lee and Hoda without joining in, can you? It's unseemly. And while I like to start with a light and crisp Riesling, by afternoon I've moved on to a Rosé, and by dinner, it's more like a Cabernet or Pinot Noir. The beauty of this scenario is that while I can't remember actually going to bed at night, I always wake up in time for my ten a.m. alarm!
 

Winos 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
- Best Breakfast Chardonnays
- Wines That Pair Well with Other Wines
- Energizing Wines for the Shower

Comes with three different 4" x 5.5" journals banded together.
Journals are pocket-sized with rounded corners, blank pages, and sturdy yellow, kraft brown, and black covers.

A Candle For Night Owls

Night Owls, explore the world around you with A Candle for Night Owls, featuring caffeine and a creative spark. Venture forth with alertness, no sleep required. Illuminate your adventures today!

Midnight Elixir Scented

• Fragrance: Cinnamon Buns, Mt. Dew
• Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
• Burn time: 60 hours
• Because all candles are handmade, no two are identical.

Cross Stitch Kit

Feeling bored and lazy? Want to do something but not get off the couch? We have just what you need! Grab one of our Counted Cross Stitch Kits, a cozy blanket, and craft up something snarky!

I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 50% combed cotton; 48% nylon; 2% spandex

Cat People 3-Pack Journals Set Contains:
- Funniest Cat Videos I've Seen
- Why Cats Are Way Better Than Dogs
- Types of Hairballs & What They Mean On an Existential Level

Comes with three different 4" x 5.5" journals banded together.
Journals are pocket-sized with rounded corners, blank pages, and sturdy dark-orange, black, and light-orange covers.

Blue Q Men's Socks - Classic Rock

Remember how, when you were a kid, the Classic Rock station played the songs of your parent's youth and now it plays the songs of YOUR youth? Me either.

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 71% combed cotton; 27% nylon; 2% spandex

Blue Q Stubborn Men's Crew Socks

Like a badge of honor, but actually a fun and stripey pair of socks.

• Men's shoe size 7-12
• 62% combed cotton, 35% nylon and 3% spandex

Breathtaking views of all your bad decisions crashing into the shore!

Welcome to Bad Decision Bluffs, where sky-high hopes and dreams meet the chaotic turbulence of the rough waters below. Perch on the edge—pretty much as far out as you can go—to get the best view of each and every poor decision you’ve ever made, including wearing fancy shoes to hike up a cliff. 

VIRGO 
August 23 - September 22

Notes from a Clueless Perfectionist
Inside and back covers include info on the Virgo sign:
- Traits
- Description
- Colors
- Numbers
- Love matches
- Famous birthdays
- Quotes

Dimensions: 7" H x 5 1/4" W
Includes 100 lined pages