Funny Gag Gift Ideas

Breathtaking views of all your bad decisions crashing into the shore!

Welcome to Bad Decision Bluffs, where sky-high hopes and dreams meet the chaotic turbulence of the rough waters below. Perch on the edge—pretty much as far out as you can go—to get the best view of each and every poor decision you’ve ever made, including wearing fancy shoes to hike up a cliff. 

A one-way trip to your own private island of feeling sorry for yourself!

Welcome to the Isle of Self Pity, the only vacation destination in the Sea of Wet Hot Tears where you can surf, catch some rays, and bask in the blinding narcissism of knowing that you have it worse than anyone who has ever lived on this wretched and cold-hearted planet.